- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

What's white and very boney? A bone

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

HARRY EFFING STYLES

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

hi

A Mexican walks into a club.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??