Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Sex. That is all.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

This is not a good joke.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Lebron Traveled

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Will you marry me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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