To mamas so fat shes fat

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Homework.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

potato farming

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Knock, knock. Come in!

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

I have read the Terms of Service.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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