You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Banana(s)

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Jokes are funny.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Anne Frank.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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