What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Obama-Care

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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