- Anti Joke

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Frown is a four letter word.

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