What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Tennesse

AVI IS A FAG

Don't think of granny porn

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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