Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Video Games

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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