What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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