P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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shut up

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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austins gay lolololol

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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I only like NY as a friend.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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