To mamas so fat shes fat

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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i love antijokes

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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