A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

YOU IS DUM

You smell bad? Cool.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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