Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Lil' Wayne

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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