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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Women's Rights

Obama-Care

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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