What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What is brown and sticky?

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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like for a handjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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