- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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