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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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