cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Where's my tractor?

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Left. That one direction...

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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