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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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