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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

An iguana walks out of a bar

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What is worse than hell?

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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