So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Ancient Greeks rights

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Canida

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Hey, Max!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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