What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Romney 2012

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a little girl gets raped

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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