Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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AVI IS A FAG

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Compton

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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