So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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