What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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You smell bad? Cool.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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