Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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:-)book

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Women's rights.

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