What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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women leaving the kitchen

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Pickles

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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