So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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cms.......?????

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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