Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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cot!

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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