A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Get in the van

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A man walks into a bar.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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