- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Rock mattress.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Knock knock No one was home

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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