Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Womens' rights.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Penis.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Anti Joke

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