- Anti Joke

Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

To mamas so fat shes fat

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.