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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

WTF BOOOOOM

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

YOU IS DUM

Hitler is my role model

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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