What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

A baby seal walks into a club.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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