Knock knock Come in!

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Brittney Spears

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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planking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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