What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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women leaving the kitchen

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Tim's gay.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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cot!

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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