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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

How much is an abortion? A life

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

YOU IS DUM

Anal cheese curds.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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