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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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What is worse than hell?

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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