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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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