whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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YOU IS DUM

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Anti Joke

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