A Mormon walks into a bar.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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