- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

World Peace

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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