- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

brett is a dick

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Knock knock No one was home

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Will you marry me?

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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