Canida

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Hey, Max!!

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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penis

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lololololololololol

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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9/11/2001

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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