How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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