- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Knock knock. Come in.

This is my joke. funny

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Will you marry me?

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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