What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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the your face joke

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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