- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Q: What's the point? A: .

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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