- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

There's no "i" in tim.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Womens' rights.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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