Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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YOU IS DUM

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Lil' Wayne

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Anti Joke

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