Will you marry me?

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

YOU IS DUM

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

Boobs are nasty!

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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