9/11/2001

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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