What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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cms.......?????

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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What sucks?

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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