- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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