- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

MICHAEL

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

"Up to 50% off."

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

The 19th Amendment

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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