Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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69

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Du bist mein Kampf

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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