Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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