I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Lil' Wayne

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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