why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Lil' Wayne

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Sarah Palin is President

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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