A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Hellen Keller

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Amputations.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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