- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

a black father

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Looks through the peephole.

co jo kurwa tocza?

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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