- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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