- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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