How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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