How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What is brown and sticky?

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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