Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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A seal walks into a club.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Anti Joke

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