- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.