What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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