- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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