What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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A black goes to college

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Anti Joke

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