A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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the guy below me is gay

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Hummer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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