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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Knock Knock Come in

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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