- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Amputations.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

cms.......?????

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Your mother

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