What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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canaan and mallory

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What's up? A direction...

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Whats 0+0 0

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c+t+c?

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what's red and blue? your heart

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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