Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

How do u shit With ur ass

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

what do you call a black man named mike

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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