Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

Lil' Wayne

Boobs are nasty!

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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