Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Whats 9 + 10? 19

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Nathan Gooderson.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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