guess what? chicken butt.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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hey.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Do you need any assistance?

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Poopsack Jones

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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