- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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