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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Hellen Keller

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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