- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Yes. Just Yes.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

whats pale and white your ass.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Star Wars

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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