Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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25

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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