A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Tennesse

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Yes. Just Yes.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Star Wars

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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