What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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