- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

9/11

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

8=D

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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