jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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YOLO

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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