Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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