Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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