Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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who smells? •Liam

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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robin, get in the car.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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