Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Lebron Traveled

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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c+t+c?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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The WNBA.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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monkey sponge

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Anti Joke

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