Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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ha.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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