like facebook.com/john maon

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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penis hehehehe

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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