what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What abou three times

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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