roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Canada

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Womens' rights.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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