Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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baby loves lalma

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Canada

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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