Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Star Wars

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Is this a chair?

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

women's rights

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Turn around.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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