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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Will you marry me?

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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