Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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