How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Chuck Norris.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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