- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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