Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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