- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What sucks?

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Hellen Keller

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

George Bush does not care about black people.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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