Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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