- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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