- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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