- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

whats really hot the sun

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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