- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Gestapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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