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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Left. That one direction...

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do u shit With ur ass

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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