Bin Laden comes out of a cave

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Penis jokes.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

whats better than 24................. 25

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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