- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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