How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Barack Obama

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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