Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Bumsniffer

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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