Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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ps3

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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