The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Womens' rights.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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