- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Will gropes Ebola victims

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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