a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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women have rights

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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