How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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