Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

women

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

knock knock

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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