- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

A day without sunshine is like night.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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