What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Is this a chair?

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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The 19th Amendment

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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