What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What is a question?

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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