Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What sucks?

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

a catholic priest and a young boy

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Penis!

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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