Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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