What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Japan called... They need help.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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