- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

i dislike sack in my mouth

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