What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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gay rights

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Anti Joke

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