How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

I cant think of one (._. )

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

whats funny? ebola and 911

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

women

Don't think of granny porn

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Jake Bowar

Is this a chair?

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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