Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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