The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

My mom.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Chayton

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

anne hatthaway

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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