Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Period Blood

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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PUDDING

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