What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Black Veil Brides.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Where's my tractor?

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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