What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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What is worse than hell?

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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It says so on your cap.

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