Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

baby seal walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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