What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Whats9+10 19

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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womens rights

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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