Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Baseball

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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World Peace

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Unflushed Shit...

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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