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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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MICHAEL

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's up? The sky.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Your Mom

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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