Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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penis hehehehe

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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