Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Pickles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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