A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Asians

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OGC - tilt your head

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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