- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

robin, get in the car.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

What's up? The sky.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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