As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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What is worse

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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