- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Anne Frank.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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