- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

I only like NY as a friend.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Asians

OGC - tilt your head

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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