What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

minced oaths

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Nathan Gooderson.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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