Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What is worse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Sex. That is all.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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