Jokes are funny.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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