A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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