Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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The WNBA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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