- Anti Joke

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?