hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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