Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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guess what what? nothing.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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