Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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