Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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