- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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