Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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roses are red, violets are violet

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Hellen Keller

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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