chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Turn around.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

OGC - tilt your head

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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