- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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