what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

whats pale and white your ass.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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