How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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