- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The WNBA.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

you know what hurts.... PAIN

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

Womens' rights.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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