AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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i'm not gay

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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This is not a good joke.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What flys? A fly

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Hey, Max!!

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Who has downs this joke

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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This is my joke. funny

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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