How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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poop

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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maddie latino

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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