Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What's up? The sky.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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