- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Where's my tractor?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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