Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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You smell bad? Cool.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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