Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

thumb_up thumb_down -16

8===========D O:

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

thumb_up thumb_down -32

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

thumb_up thumb_down +83

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops