- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Anne Frank.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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