Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down -9

antijokes

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I'm gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

thumb_up thumb_down -15

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

thumb_up thumb_down -21

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops