- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Left. That one direction...

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

whats funny? ebola and 911

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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