Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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The WNBA.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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