- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Anne Frank.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??