What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

World Peace

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Whats9+10 19

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Looks through the peephole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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