Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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