What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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GAY PEOPLE

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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toast points

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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nice shorts.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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