A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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