What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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who smells? •Liam

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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