Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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