- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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