why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

minced oaths

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Hellen Keller

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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