Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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The Economy

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Chuck Norris.

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8=D

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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whos gay? you are

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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