What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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penis

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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