How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

My mom.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Frown is a four letter word.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

The 19th Amendment

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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