what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Penis jokes.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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women leaving the kitchen

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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