roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Canada's army

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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My butt!!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar

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math test 2=2

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Adam Sandler.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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