A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Obama-Care

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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penis

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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