viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Steve Jobs.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Tennesse

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Left. That one direction...

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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