- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Obama-Care

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

George W. Bush

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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