- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I have no ideas.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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