why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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