A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Lil' Wayne

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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