- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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