What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Rebecca Black

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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