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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Chuck Norris died.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

That's Racist

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

*you're

Frown is a four letter word.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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