- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi Jacob You cool

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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