What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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women

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What sucks?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Tennesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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