Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Penis in a box.

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Anti Joke

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