A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Sarah Palin is President

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Womens rights

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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