What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What sucks?

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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