why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

nine...eleven

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

penis

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

imadewords

69, hahaha

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Rock mattress.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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