What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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baby seal walks into a bar

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penis

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nine...eleven

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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69, hahaha

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Rock mattress.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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the real mccoy

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Men's rights.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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