- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

don't look behind you

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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