What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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