i eat poop

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Rock mattress.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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i'm not gay

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Anti Joke

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