A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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