What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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minecraft

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roses are red, violets are violet

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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