why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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