knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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