what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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alert("The Game");//

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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women

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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