- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Penis jokes.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

whats better than 24................. 25

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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