- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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