Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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I can Nazi

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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