Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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women have rights

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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2

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Chuck Norris died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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