Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Your doorbell is broken.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

69, hahaha

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Ham sandwich

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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