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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What sucks?

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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