An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

The penn state football administration

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Your mother is a man.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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