Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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