A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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