why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Paul Dylan King!

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Anti Joke

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