Gestapo.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

whats better than 24................. 25

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Womens Rights.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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