- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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